It’s so funny the way we Humans Believe that we are soo useless At learning a new Language Whilst gobbling those weird sausages. If Aminals can communicate Even through telepathy, From the Galapagos, to the U.S, Then… Why do we self sabotage? Repeating, again and again… “I am a Mess!” From the words of aContinue reading “Arabian Nights through the Rainbow Specter”
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Saturday Jokes Parade…
1. A young lad is dining with his in laws, and eagerly waiting for desserts to be served. At last he finds a relaxed couple of minutes to make a business proposition.– I have designed and patented the best garnment anybody could wish for.– Excellent! cries the host, tell us all about it, and howContinue reading “Saturday Jokes Parade…”
The toenails.
Winnie’s feet were not just the envy of all females who saw them, or the proof she was the ultimate alpha female that used her sexy paws like male’s fetishes to submit them, but the reflexologists delight who gave her a weekly free session while all her trauma escaped though him. Because, indeed, she collectedContinue reading “The toenails.”
The Cheeky Little Squirrel
It’s the first, very welcomed heatwave in London, and I have been waiting for the bus for 4 minutes already. I wish someone would come up and chit chat to me. Just as I’m wishing, I feel something is grabbing my jeans. ” Maybe a rotten yob looking for trouble?” I look down. Nope, it’sContinue reading “The Cheeky Little Squirrel”
Grass tastes better with sunglasses on!
A 94 year old Lady had just hopped onto the number 2 bus at Vauxhall. The bus is packed and it’s very hot. She stares funnily at a young yob who is singing to his headphones. Excuse me, young angel, aren’t you going to offer your seat to this reputable old Lady? The young ladContinue reading “Grass tastes better with sunglasses on!”
The Sky Turned Tangerine!
-Wakey wakey Stuart! It’s time for my morning walk! Stuart jumped out of his dream… who was that talking? In such a cartoon-like voice? His eyes were still glued together, for he was a broker and had been working till 3 AM, and he looked out of the window…. to his surprise, the sky wasContinue reading “The Sky Turned Tangerine!”
Out of Sadness
When I feel sad, let nobody know. Repenting of my mistakes, don’t let my anger grow. When I cry hard, let my tears be full of Holiness. For I cannot change the past, grant me one more morning freshness. If I’ve punished myself, help me find another mother figure. When destiny’s cruel, let me dreamContinue reading “Out of Sadness”
Psychedelic Rhapsody
It’s raining golden glitterI’ve had precious gems for breakfastMy cat is laughing at the cartoonsThe lillies are kissing each otherThe bus driver is letting everyone in for freeMy porcelain clowns are cooking lasagna for meI’m waiting for a call. I wish time would just stop and freeze right nowFor I don’t know if I’m deadContinue reading “Psychedelic Rhapsody”
Midnight Jokes.
2. A hairdresser goes to the psychologist.– You see, when I give a haircut to a lady, she ends up saying she looks like a man.When I give a haircut to a man, he says I’ve groomed his like a woman. I’m desperate.– Maybe you should try to become a pets’ hairdresser? Says the expert.–Continue reading “Midnight Jokes.”
A New Day!
Yesterday’s Vices Are Buried! Forget about the Madness, the Stripping Wild and the Self-Betrayal, On this New Day, this New Chance, this New Play, God has given you a special Gift, a 24 -hour span of clean clean mist, Don’t lose a minute, all work and play, Tick your To-Do list and start with zest,Continue reading “A New Day!”
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