Psychedelic Rhapsody

It’s raining golden glitter
I’ve had precious gems for breakfast
My cat is laughing at the cartoons
The lillies are kissing each other
The bus driver is letting everyone in for free
My porcelain clowns are cooking lasagna for me
I’m waiting for a call.

I wish time would just stop and freeze right now
For I don’t know if I’m dead or alive
I just received a bank statement… I am rich.
The phone’s ringing.
I don’t want to pick it up. This moment’s too beautiful.
Hey, it’s him!

-How are you?
– I just bought you your birthday present.  Can I bring it?
– Sure, hurry up, we’re having lasagna for lunch!
-I thought you were on a diet?
– Not any longer, I woke up a size 10.
– Where shall I squeeze my fingers in now?
– I got you a stress ball…
– Hahaha…. I hope she looks like you.

The doorbell rings.
– Happy birthday!!! How old are you?
– Young enough to dream wild.
– Great. Here’s a vintage game of chess so you can play with Josh instead of arguing.
– But we never argue!
– You never argue?
– Never!
– Come teach some manners to my wife then… Where’s my tip?
– Do you mind foreign currency?
– Not at all! We’re going to Thailand after tomorrow.
– Take these snorkels then!
– Oh, thanks!
– Don’t forget your gloves!!!
– What gloves? We’re in August…
– I meant your boxing gloves. Thai boxing!!
– Hahaha… We’re only going bird watching… but wait… how old are you?
– Thirty six if my phone says the right date.
– Great age to get married!
– What, again? To the same guy?
– Why not? Anyways, Happy birthday again, and please reset your phone time… you’re only thirty three by the way!!!

The End.