Having A Laugh With Lady Destiny…

Sure! no Lady has created more mystery and legend around her than yourself; but you, my cheeky, I will come to terms with you soon…

First I asked you to grow natural ringlets on my hair- next thing I know is my best friend Suzie has given me a full bald shave, because her guy Alfred was staring at my butt during the entire party… then he, my new boyfriend, grew ringlets- and never allowed me to stroke them, nor the least let my fingers get five inches close to his mane.

You are certainly funny. Once I was at work and we were summoned to produce a threshold harder than the previous year, so all I wanted was to go to Starbucks and laugh it all off with my favourite waitress…. when I was told she was on maternal leave, and that I oughted to leave my regular sofa to the big family on the queue behind me, or take my frapuccino standing up… “neeexxxt”

And I thought I was getting to know your crafty ways…

The day I had booked a slot at the trendiest tattoo studio to get my belly button pierced, my in laws had cooked some sort of donkey food. I was soo embarrassed with my wind I chose to pay the fee for the piercing and lose my slot…. never having the guts again to get my dream body feature.

Haven’t you had enough of a laugh, Lady Destiny?

Because I signed up for orphanage donations I have not the funds to grow us a large family, nor am I legally entitled to even go through adoption because I am a healthy thirty one year old!….

Now this bit was the last drop in the vase…. my cousin asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and to pick even the Moon if I wanted- so I said I really loved the Suzuki Jeep. When she was at my doorstep, and I was convinced she got me my car, there she was, wet faced my the Bernard Shephard she got me instead, because, she said, he would be safer to me than the car… now my dog eats for twelve, plus always finds a new pair of hidden designer stockings for her dessert… you can name my luck…. I do love the creature, but all the stockings she gobbles…. And no free rides to the 24 hour grocery… sniff…

So, now that I understand your picaresque, and since I badly want a new cottage by The Lake District, I know exactly what to do, MISSUS Destiny. I shall walk in to the caravan dealer and ask him for the cheapest quote for a vehicle…. hold on… isn’t that Suzie’s ex, at the counter, with the long ringlets, and his female colleague playing with them???!!!!!

-“Excuse me, ma, you have ripped your stockings…. I have a new pair in my Suzuki Jeep….”

-“Thanks, very thoughtful of you, get me two if you can, and if it’s not too annoying, please could you drive me to your personal tattoo studio to get a piercing like yours in my belly button…with no anestheasic?”

– “Sure, ma… Will be my pleasure…I hope you don’t mind Alfred driving…. Alfred…. what are you staring at? She said a belly button piercing, not belly bottom!!!!”

I’m starting to get to know you, Lady Destiny…. dinner at my in laws???

The End.

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https://www.amazon.co.uk/Books-Sandra-Zouak/s?rh=n%3A266239%2Cp_27%3ASandra+Zouak

Thanks!