1. A young lad is dining with his in laws, and eagerly waiting for desserts to be served. At last he finds a relaxed couple of minutes to make a business proposition.– I have designed and patented the best garnment anybody could wish for.– Excellent! cries the host, tell us all about it, and howContinue reading “Saturday Jokes Parade…”
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The Cheeky Little Squirrel
It’s the first, very welcomed heatwave in London, and I have been waiting for the bus for 4 minutes already. I wish someone would come up and chit chat to me. Just as I’m wishing, I feel something is grabbing my jeans. ” Maybe a rotten yob looking for trouble?” I look down. Nope, it’sContinue reading “The Cheeky Little Squirrel”
Her February Melon Feast.
It was one of these chilly, mysterious Februaries. Katherine had taken the day off from her copywriting job to look after Stuart, her husband, who had woken up with a bleeding nose. – Is there anything I can get you from the mall, darling? – Oh, yes, yes, indeed! I want a full size ripeContinue reading “Her February Melon Feast.”
Why I am Happy Today…!
Woke up fine Not a Dime…. But flew High…! Thanks, grannppies…… Walked Thirteen Miles Collected Seventeen Smiles….. Thanks, Teddies…. Wearing my Hearts Asleep are the Marks That Life gave me as a Prezy. SO, SING, LOUD, and SWEET! There’s Life Beyond Deceit! I Luv you All My Readers…..xxxx The End. For more Jokes and LimitedContinue reading “Why I am Happy Today…!”
You were my Mum when I was Weak….
you were my Mum when I was Weak you were my Dad when I’d only scream You were my bosom when I wouldn’t eat We chased mosquitoes like someone would Preach I miss you so Nurse of Mine my Gold if only you, you could only hold… me again, cos we ‘re all getting old…..Continue reading “You were my Mum when I was Weak….”
The Length of a Birthday
Auburn’s birthday has begun A Hat Trick. – In Auburns little world birthdays last over a lovely year I sung and danced by my loved ones, Happy Birthday – In Auburn ‘s little world Birthdays belong to fellow beings- I crafted a present for a good old friend – In Auburn’s little world Birthdays areContinue reading “The Length of a Birthday”
Auburn's Creative Palpitations 